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ASOS - No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - I'd Like To Compliment You On Your Work... When Will You Start? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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July 2019 Patch of the Month - Treading is Not Advised
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ASOS - Dyslexic And Feady To Ruck - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - I'm No Taxidermist But I'll Stuff Her Beaver - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - I Will Shit In Your Litter Box - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white
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As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
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ASOS - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - My Best Friend is a Homo... Why Leave it Out - 2x3 - Black w/Magenta
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As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - If I Live, I will Kill You - If I Die, You Are Forgiven - Such Is The Rule Of Honor - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Fuck You, Lick the back of My Balls - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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June 2019 Patch of the Month - Make Bigfoot Great Again
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ASOS - My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - I Know I Swear Alot - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Getting A Boner... - 1x5 Patch - Gray w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Stacking Bodies and Banging Mommys - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I ♥ Garbage - 2x3 Patch - Fuzzy Green with Black
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ASOS - Finger Lickin' Good Implies The Existence of Toe Suckin' Evil - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Bored and Horny - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Gimme Liberty or Gimme Head - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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ASOS - Spit On It and Stick It In - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - Kink Shame Me See If I Care - No Really Do It Please - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - It's Not Waterboarding If It's Soup - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
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November 2020 Patch of the Month - Tactical Cornucopia
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ASOS - I Will Succeed Because I Am Insane - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Who Are You Calling A Cootie Queen You Lint Licker - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White & Red
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