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As Seen on Socials - Shooting Guns And Spreadin Buns - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green
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Dulce Bellum Inexpertis Skull Patch - 4.50 inch Patch art by Adam Syarto
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As Seen on Socials - Stop Screaming Or I'll Cum - Your Medic - 2x3 Patch - Black w/silver
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ASOS - I Run Faster Horny Than You Do Scared - 2x6 Patch - Black w/Yellow
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July 2026 POTM - 250 Years of American Legacy - 4" Embroidery Patch
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ASOS - Like My Daddy Use To Say What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Here To Stack Bodies and Eat Crayons - Multicam Black w/White
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February 2021 Patch of the Month - Leo: King of Memes
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ASOS - PTSD Does Not Mean "Pet The Service Dog" - Red w/Yellow
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ASOS - Gear Up Sparkle Farts, Theres Chaos To Create - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD
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As Seen on Socials - It's Felony Sized - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Cum Slow Shit Fast - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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Fuck Off Fully Embroidered Cut to shape Patch - 3" Patch
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As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Might Have $20 - Might Be Gay - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Taze Me I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
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As Seen on Socials - I Need a Fucking Kit Kat - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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January 2021 Patch of the Month - 'The Winning Hand' Roulette Wheel
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ASOS - Big Dreamer Small Weiner - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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ASOS - Don't Bite The Hand That Fingers You - 2x3 - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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Tactical AR15 Battle Bunny - Fuzzy 4" Patch - Bad Bunny Collection
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ASOS - Tacos & Titties Kinda Guy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My Weiner Sure Isn't - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Mustache You Really Have Two Moms - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Navy
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As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow
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