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As Seen on Socials - Most Of My Decisions Are Based on If Its a Felony or Misdemeanor - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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I Like WEEWOOS - 2x3 Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Treat Her Right - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Pink
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As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
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ASOS - I'm Sorry, I Have Brain Damage - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
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As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not The Bigger Person, I'll Heal In Hell - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Pistol Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Tax This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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November 2022 Patch of the Month - Go Stuff Yourself Turkey
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ASOS - Hang In There It Gets Much Worse - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Clusterfuck Coordinator - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Some People Are Alive Because It Is Illegal To Kill Them - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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Bullseye Bucky the Squirrel - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
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As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Quit Talking and Taze That Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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Mushroom - I Will Eat Your Corpse - 4" Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Let's Keep the Dumbfuckery to a Minimum Today - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Hard - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) - 1x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Grab His Dick and Twist It - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - Less Nagging More Gagging - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan
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As Seen on Socials - 100% Certified R3T@RD - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - I Licked It - Its Mine - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Lemme Get a Four Loco, A Boner Pill, And Six Bucks on Pump 3 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Special Fuckface - Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You're Hotter Than A Crack House Spoon On PayDay - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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