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As Seen on Socials - I've Fucked Up Bigger Shows Than Yours - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old.. I'll Still Beat Your Ass - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS -You Are Far To Cocky For Your Skill Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Dicks Out For Harambe Nuts Out For Peanut - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Steak & Titties - 1x3 Patch - Coyote Brown w/CB
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As Seen on Socials - Blowing Backs Out Since 1775 - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Shit Needed To Be Blown Up So I Was Born - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Yell At Me I'll Get Wet - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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Just The Tip Mushroom Penis Shape - 4" Patch
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As Seen on Socials - What Doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Red
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ASOS -If You're Happy And You Know It Its Your Meds- 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab W/white
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ASOS - I Pray To God To Give Me Patience... I'd Beat Somebody To Death - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - TWUNT, Becasue Sometimes TWAT and CUNT Just Aren't Enough - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi
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As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I Don't Know Why Everyone Is So FUKN Stupid - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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Pinecone Grenade - Embroidered- 4 inch Patch
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ASOS - YOU TALK A LOT OF SHIT FOR SOMEONE WITHIN RANGE OF A 9MM - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - I Know Where Your Eyes Are. I Just Prefer Looking At Your Tits. - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Navy
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ASOS - Not Autistic... Just an Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Nobody Dies A Virgin, Life FUCKS Us All - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
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As Seen on Socials -US Gravy Seals - Meal Team Six - Operation Bulking - Semper Pies - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Spitters Are Quitters - 2x3 - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I Am Only Here For The Titties and the HAWK TUAH! - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, BE DEADLY - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - Everybody Wants To Be A Gangster Until Its Time To Do Some Gangster Shit - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Olive Drab
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ASOS - I Know What You Did For That Klondike Bar - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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ASOS - A Nation That Refuses To Remove Its Traitors Is a Nation Run By Traitors - 2x3 - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww - It's traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Navy
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Don't Tread on Me Gadsden Snake - 1x3.75 Patch
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ASOS - I May Not Be Great With Fractions. But I Know You Look Like A Whole Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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ASOS - I Came I Saw I Made It AWKWARD - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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V.2.0 - Don't Tread On Me - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Yay!! Boobies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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