Description
This fully embroidered patch showcases a chill seal wearing a tactical helmet and nods, lounging in a gravy bowl like it’s the ultimate spa day. With its hilarious blend of military vibes and culinary comfort, it’s the perfect reminder that sometimes, even the toughest troops need a little gravy to relax!
- 4" patch
- Includes hook fastener backing
- Available in 2 colors
- Made in the USA by Tactical Gear Junkie
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