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As Seen on Socials - Never Mock A Brother To Entertain The Table - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - I'll Bite Your Cock Off And Call It Self-Defense - 1x5 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Life Is Short Eat More [(l)] - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Light Pink
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January 2019 Patch of the Month - Fancy AF Skull
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ASOS - Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Fueled By Goth Girl Spit - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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April 2019 Patch of the Month - Got No Cure For Being A Cunt
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Tactical Narwhal - 4 inch Patch art by Adam Syartov
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Orion's Belt Constellation - 3.75" Lighted Patch
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ASOS -Shout Out To My Mom For Not Strangling Me When Things Got Tough - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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Flock Around & Find Out - 4" Round Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Getting Kink Shamed Makes Me Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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As Seen on Socials - Kill Something Every Day No Matter How Small - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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May 2019 Patch of the Month - Tactical Fox - PVC
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Killdozer - Flock Around & Find Out - 4" Round Patch
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ASOS - One Order Of Super Slobber Knob Gobbler, Please. - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Neon Green
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ASOS - Pls Don't No Knock Raid Me.. I'll Cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/OD
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ASOS - I've Fucked More Old Ladies Than Medicare Reform - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
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ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Counting To 10 Only Makes It Premeditated - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white
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ASOS - N.A.T.O. - National Ass & Titties Organization - 2x4 Patch - White w/Blk
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ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
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ASOS -I Like My Women Like I Like My Fajitas Smoking Hot And You Can Hear Them Coming- 2x4 Patch - Desert tan w/black
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ASOS - The Louder You Scream, The Faster I'll Come - 2X4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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Firefighters Hoses Are Always Long - 2x4 Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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ASOS - No No Don't Touch Me There, This Is My No No Square - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red & Black
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ASOS - Pain Is Temporary. Honor Is Forever. - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You've Been Gaslighting Me All Night - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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Get The Flock Out - 4" Round Patch
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ASOS - Hung Like A Horse Fly - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/ Spice
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ASOS - Joined For The War, Stayed For The Friends - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - Can Heart Palpitations from Bad Coke Be Considered Cardio? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/BLK
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ASOS - Any Room Can Be A Panic Room If You Give Me A Second - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab W/Desert Tan
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ASOS -Pocket Sized Feral Squirrel- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - SHE JACK-O MY LANTERN TIL I HOLLER WEEN - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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