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ASOS - I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard - 2x3 Patch - Black w/red
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ASOS - Just The Right Amount Of Thick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS - Tried To Be A Medic, Had To Be An Officer - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
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ASOS - My Man Is a Feminist and Loves to Prove It By Earning Less Than Me - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow
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"Libro" - Libra - 4.5" Astrological Funny Parody Patch
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June 2020 Patch of the Month - "Let's Dance" - Coffin Patch
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ASOS -Things We Hated As Children- 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - If Buying Isn't Owning Then Piracy Isn't Stealing - 1x5 - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue
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ASOS - The More You Sweat In Training, The Less You Bleed In Combat - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - Fire Attack Response Team - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Red & Yellow
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ASOS - I Love Tig Ol' Bitties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
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"Virgoth" - Virgo - 4.5" Astrological Funny Parody Patch
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September 2019 Patch of the Month - Alien With Pompadour
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My Broom Broke Now I Drive WEEWOOS - 2x4 Embroidered Patch
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ASOS - Big Titties And a Wet Kitty! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - My Holiday Plans? A Nice Meal Followed By Crying on A Hookers Belly - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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March 2019 Patch of the Month - Celtic Knot
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ASOS - I Come To The Ren Fair For The Titts! - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/ Spice
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ASOS - My Bush Is Thicker Than Your Beard, Lower Your Voice When Speaking To Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Navy
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ASOS - I'm Like M&M's I'll Cum In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand - 2x4 - Desert Tan w/Full Color
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ASOS - I Be Nutting In My Own Eyes Just To See How Far I Came - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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ASOS - It Ain't Long But It's Real Skinny - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Saw My Shadow Today... 6 More Weeks of Being a Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
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December 2019 Patch of the Month - Skull and Cross Candycanes
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ASOS - You're Straight The Same Way A Tomato Is A Fruit - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS - Do One Thing Everyday That Scares Your Family - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - The Shaft - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - The King Requires His Titty Tax! - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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October 2019 Patch of the Month - Venom Jack-o-lantern
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Pissces - 4.5" Patch
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ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS - Will Fuck Ugly Women For Diesel - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blue
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ASOS -I May Not Shoot Well...But I Can Fight...So There's That - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - Hella Ass - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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ASOS - Rock Out With Your Tits Out! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Gray
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