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Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.

ASOS - I Came I Saw I Made It AWKWARD - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
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ASOS - I Come To The Ren Fair For The Titts! - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/ Spice
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ASOS - I Know I Swear Alot - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
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ASOS - I Know What You Did For That Klondike Bar - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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ASOS - I Know Where Your Eyes Are. I Just Prefer Looking At Your Tits. - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Navy
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ASOS - I Know You Fucked My Sister Because I Know What Your Cum Tastes Like - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - I Like Dogs, Bourbon and Maybe 3 People - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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ASOS - I Love Tig Ol' Bitties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
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ASOS - I May Not Be Great With Fractions. But I Know You Look Like A Whole Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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ASOS - I Pray To God To Give Me Patience... I'd Beat Somebody To Death - Black w/Red
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ASOS - I Run Faster Horny Than You Do Scared - 2x6 Patch - Black w/Yellow
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ASOS - I Will Succeed Because I Am Insane - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - I'd Like To Compliment You On Your Work... When Will You Start? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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ASOS - I'm Dyslexic But I Can Still Spell Yuck Fou - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - I'm Like M&M's I'll Cum In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand - 2x4 - Desert Tan w/Full Color
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ASOS - I'm No Taxidermist But I'll Stuff Her Beaver - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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ASOS - I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard - 2x3 Patch - Black w/red
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ASOS - I'm Sorry, I Have Brain Damage - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
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ASOS - I've Fucked More Old Ladies Than Medicare Reform - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
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ASOS - I've Fucked More Waffle House Waitresses Than Minimum Wage Laws - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - If Buying Isn't Owning Then Piracy Isn't Stealing - 1x5 - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - It Ain't Long But It's Real Skinny - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - It's Not A War Crime The First Time - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - Joined For The War, Stayed For The Friends - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - Just The Right Amount Of Thick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS - Less 1984 and MORE 1776 - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Life Keeps Fucking And I Can't Remember The Safe Word- 2x3 - Black w/Red
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ASOS - Like A Good Neighbor Stay The FUCK Over There - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - Like My Daddy Use To Say What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Neon Green
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ASOS - My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - My Bush Is Thicker Than Your Beard, Lower Your Voice When Speaking To Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Navy
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ASOS - My Idea of Surf & Turf... Hooker's Twat - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - My Man Is a Feminist and Loves to Prove It By Earning Less Than Me - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow
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ASOS - My Mistake Was Thinking We Are All Adults - 2x3 - Black w/White
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ASOS - Mystery Patch Lots - The Bakers Dozen
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ASOS - N.A.T.O. - National Ass & Titties Organization - 2x4 Patch - White w/Blk
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ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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ASOS - No Hablo Fucktardo - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - No No Don't Touch Me There, This Is My No No Square - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red & Black
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