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Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
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As Seen on Socials - Time To Do Some Sketchy Shit ... Doo Daa Doo Daa - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Time To Spartan Kick A Retard - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Tits & Whiskey - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Titty Inspector - Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Treat Her Right - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Pink
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As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Twinkle Twinkle Little Snitch Mind Your Business Nosey Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - TWUNT, Becasue Sometimes TWAT and CUNT Just Aren't Enough - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi
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As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Violence Is My Love Language - Black w/Red & White
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As Seen on Socials - Violence May Be The Answer - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Violent Handjob - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Weaponized Autism - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Welp... I'm Retarted - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - What Are You Doing, Step-SGT? - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - What Doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - When I'm The Voice of Reason, Things Have Taken A Turn - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - When The Fuck Did We Get Ice Cream - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - While You Were Having Premarital Intercourse I Was Mastering The Way Of The Gun - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Working Hard - Hardly Working - Work While Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Working With You Is Like Working By Myself But Harder - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - You Can Lift All You Want But If You're A Bitch You're Still Gonna Be A Bitch - 2x4 - Multicam Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Come Into My House? Suck My Dick? Call Me Gay? - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - You come to my House? Suck my Dick? Call me Gay? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You eat bananas for the shape - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Never Go Full Retard - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - You Suck Dick With Your Ass - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - You're As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - You're Dry Humping My Last Nerve. - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - You're Hotter Than A Crack House Spoon On PayDay - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
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