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Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
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As Seen on Socials - Mostly Peaceful - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - My Best Friend is a Homo... Why Leave it Out - 2x3 - Black w/Magenta
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As Seen on Socials - My Dick Is Way Bigger Than Yours. - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - My Dog Said You're A Hoe - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - My Hobbies Include Anxiety and Overthinking - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - My Holiday Plans? A Nice Meal Followed By Crying on A Hookers Belly - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - My Neck - My Back - My Anxiety Attack - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Green
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As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - My Type - Goth Muscle Mommies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Never Forgive, Never Forget, Fuck Them All - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Never Killed a Mountain Lion But I've Choked a Cougar - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - Never Mock A Brother To Entertain The Table - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - No Caffeine - No Geneva Conventions - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - No Condom In My Wallet Because The Only Thing I'm Fucking Is Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Nobody Dies A Virgin, Life FUCKS Us All - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Not An IFAK, Filled with War Snacks - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Not My Fault ... I'm Retarded - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Only My Couch Pulls Out - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Reflective
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As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Navy
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As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Pierced Titties Only - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Light Pink
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As Seen on Socials - Possibly Wanted For War Crimes - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Professional Penetration Papi - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
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As Seen on Socials - Quit Talking and Taze That Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Recreational Gynecologists - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Remain Calm! We Can't Both Freak Out - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Remember To Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Tan
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As Seen on Socials - Rock, Paper, Scissors - Throat Punch - I Win! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Multi
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