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Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
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ASOS - Not Autistic... Just an Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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ASOS - On Today's Episode Of What The Fuck... - 2x3 - Black w/OD
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ASOS - One Order Of Super Slobber Knob Gobbler, Please. - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Neon Green
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ASOS - Pain Is Temporary. Honor Is Forever. - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - PEOPLE Total Nightmare Would Not Recommend - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Pls Don't No Knock Raid Me.. I'll Cum :( - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/OD
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ASOS - Possibly Special Needs - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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ASOS - Proud To Have A Little Weiner - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - PTSD Does Not Mean "Pet The Service Dog" - Red w/Yellow
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ASOS - Rock Out With Your Tits Out! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Gray
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ASOS - Saw My Shadow Today... 6 More Weeks of Being a Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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ASOS - Shinaned Once And I'll Shenanigan - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Shoot Fast And Eat Ass - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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ASOS - Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Spit On It and Stick It In - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Spit Tequila In My Moth And Slap Me In The Face - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Navy
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ASOS - Tacos & Titties Kinda Guy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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ASOS - The King Requires His Titty Tax! - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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ASOS - The Louder You Scream, The Faster I'll Come - 2X4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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ASOS - The More You Sweat In Training, The Less You Bleed In Combat - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan
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ASOS - Therapy Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/Silver
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ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS - This Place Feels Like It's A Gerbil Queef Away From An X-Files Episode - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Neon Green
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ASOS - Tried To Be A Medic, Had To Be An Officer - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/White
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ASOS - Warning: Autistic Noises May Occur On This Ride - 2x3 - Black w/Red
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ASOS - Who Are You Calling A Cootie Queen You Lint Licker - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White & Red
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ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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ASOS - Will Fuck Ugly Women For Diesel - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blue
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ASOS - You Must Be Smoking Deep Fried Dick - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - YOU TALK A LOT OF SHIT FOR SOMEONE WITHIN RANGE OF A 9MM - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - You're Straight The Same Way A Tomato Is A Fruit - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS -I Like My Women Like I Like My Fajitas Smoking Hot And You Can Hear Them Coming- 2x4 Patch - Desert tan w/black
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ASOS -I May Not Shoot Well...But I Can Fight...So There's That - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS -I Shidded Where Others Were Afraid To Piss - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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