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The Mystery Patch is a limited quantity, exclusive patch that once it is sold out there are NO MORE! We give you a little sneak peek and that's all the clues you are getting! Not knowing what patch you get is half the fun! The Mystery Patch is for those collectors that like to live on the edge and take a chance on getting a KICK-ASS patch!
- These patches will all have hook fastener backing
- NO exchanges, NO suggestions, in other words you take what you get and you don't throw a fit!
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