Description
Meet Major Mash — the only tactical potato bold enough to command missions… while accomplishing absolutely nothing. A true expert in strategic lounging, high-level peeling, and issuing orders nobody requested. He’s 100% starch, 0% accountability, and somehow still outranks you.
Stick this 3.25" sticker on your gear if you enjoy being reminded that even a root vegetable can hold a higher rank than you — and look way cooler doing it.
- Sticker measures roughly 3.25 inches
- High quality 6 mil thick vinyl
- UV, Weather and Scratch Resistant Lamination
- Made in America Quality
- A TACTICAL GEAR JUNKIE BRAND PRODUCT
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