Description
December 2025 POTM - This 4" round embroidered patch features a Tactical Santa in full operator mode—glowing NODs, a plate carrier, and an automatic rifle like he’s clearing the North Pole one naughty list at a time. He’s not here for milk and cookies… he’s here for accountability. Crisp stitching and bold detail bring this holiday badassery to life, backed by the warning every troublemaker should take seriously: “HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD.”
Slap it on your gear and let everyone know Saint Nick isn’t just checking lists—he’s running missions. 🎅🎅
- Approximately 4 inches
- Hook Fastener backing
- Made in the USA, by Tactical Gear Junkie.
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