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Shop our collection or original designs by Tactical Gear Junkie, including patches, stickers, apparel, accessories, tactical gear, and more.
Shop our collection or original designs by Tactical Gear Junkie, including patches, stickers, apparel, accessories, tactical gear, and more.
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As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not The Bigger Person, I'll Heal In Hell - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
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As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - While You Were Having Premarital Intercourse I Was Mastering The Way Of The Gun - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
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As Seen on Socials - It's Felony Sized - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - Depressed & Horny - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Navy/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - Kink Shame Me See If I Care - No Really Do It Please - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Give Violence A Chance - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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August 2025 POTM - Suns Out, Guns Out - 4" Subroidery Patch
Sale price$8.24
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Don't Fucking Bark If You Can't Fucking Bite - 3.5 inch Sticker
Sale price$4.15
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As Seen on Socials - Jugs Are For Weiner Hugs! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Looking For Throat Goat MILFS - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
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Eeyore AR - SAD - Tactical Pooh Squad - PVC Patch and Sticker Combo
Sale price$13.99

American Flag Eagle PVC Patch - 4" Patch & Sticker - Combo
Sale price$10.39
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Most of My Decisions Are Based On If It's a Felony or Misdemeanor - Adjustable foam trucker hat
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Regular price$19.99
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When I'm The Voice Of Reason, Things Have Taken a Turn - Adjustable foam trucker hat
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Undiagnosed But Pretty Sure - Adjustable foam trucker hat
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POTM July 2025 - Freedom Through Violence - Since 1776 - Adjustable foam trucker hat
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