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Shop our collection or original designs by Tactical Gear Junkie, including patches, stickers, apparel, accessories, tactical gear, and more.
Shop our collection or original designs by Tactical Gear Junkie, including patches, stickers, apparel, accessories, tactical gear, and more.


Tally-Ho Retards - 3.5" Sticker
Sale price$4.15

Tally-Ho Retards - Olive Drab 3.5" PVC Patch
Sale price$9.99

Tactical Goose - Choose Violence - OCP 3.5" PVC Patch
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Violence Is My Love Language - Black w/Red & White
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As Seen on Socials - Stay Golden Horny Boy - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Navy
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Quit Talking and Taze That Bitch - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Hate Keeps Me Warm - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Getting A Boner... - 1x5 Patch - Gray w/White
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Special Fuckface - Tab - OCP w/Black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99

COMBO - POTM - OCTOBER 2025 - Reap What You Sow - PATCH AND STICKER
Sale price$15.14


October 2025 POTM - Reap What You Sow - 3.5" - Sticker
Sale price$4.15


October 2025 POTM - Reap What You Sow - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
Sale price$10.49
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As Seen on Socials - Remember To Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Tan
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
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Beware of Old Men In Dangerous Professions / US Flag - 3'x5' - TGJ Wall Flag
Sale price$19.99
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As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
Sale price$19.99
Regular price$29.99
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Kitties & Titties - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Reflective
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
Sale price$9.99
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V.2.0 - Don't Tread On Me - 3 Inch - Sticker
Sale price$3.15


V.2.0 - Don't Tread On Me - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
Sale price$9.99

Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Navy
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As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I'll Bite Your Cock Off And Call It Self-Defense - 1x5 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
Sale price$9.99
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As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver
Sale price$9.99
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