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As Seen on Socials - Lord, Please Bless These Hands I'm About To Throw - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials -F.I.S.H. - Fuck It Shit Happens - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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COBRA Command Seal - Version 2.0 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Here For The Income, Not The Outcome. - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I May Be Old But I'll Fuck You Up - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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Don't Be a Twatapotamus - 3 inch OCP Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Patriotism Isn't My Only 'Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - I Identify As An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - My Supervisors Don't Like My Patches - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Not On Drugs I'm Just Weird - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
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Camp IDFC Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Weird Being the Same Age as Old People - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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Dead Inside Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Pink
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Mr. Freeze - January 2025 POTM - 4" Fully Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Embracing My Inner Drunk Raccoon - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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March 2021 Patch of the Month - Leprechaun Skull
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ASOS - Life Keeps Fucking And I Can't Remember The Safe Word- 2x3 - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Forgive Me Father For I Am Evil And Retarded - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Edge Hard or Bust Trying - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Spice
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ASOS - You Must Be Smoking Deep Fried Dick - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Narcan Me I'm Having a Good Time - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue - Vehicle 1 Struck Vehicle 2 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
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As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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As Seen on Socials - Sometimes Maybe Good, Sometimes Maybe Shit - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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Never Forget - 9/11 - September 11th 25th Anniversary Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Some People Just Need A High-Five.. In Th Face, With A Chair. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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Ride The Lightning - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
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As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Fucking With People Is My Love Language - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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Skeleton Rudolph Reindeer GID Glow in the Dark 4" Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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Fudge Rounds Quote - 3.5 inch Round Patch
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