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As Seen on Socials - Running on Caffeine and Hate - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I Love My Hot Wife - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - ❤'s Goth Girls - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Raised on Hose Water and Neglect FAFO - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Stupid People Keep Me Employed - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - I'm make'n em at night - 2x3 Patch - Sublimated
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As Seen on Socials - The ATF Is Gay - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - I'll Be Nicer When You're Smarter - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Can't Back Out of A Butt Fucking - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Working With You Is Like Working By Myself But Harder - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - "Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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US Flag - 2x3 Patch - MARPAT Woodland
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As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine You Just Suck! - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - sPeCiAl fOrCeS - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Too Fat to Run - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - If I'm Running Things Have Gone Poorly! - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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ASOS - Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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The Pumpkinator - 3.75" Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Nicer Than My Face Looks - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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Zero Fucks Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Blue
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As Seen on Socials - Nosey Little Fucker Ar'nt You - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Black
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Look Mom - No Hands - 4" Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Proud Handler of a Dog That is Sometimes an Asshole and That's Ok - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - I Crave Violence and Snackys - 2x4 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - I Run On Caffeine And Rage - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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August 2021 Patch of the Month - Tactical Hula Girl
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