Popular Tactical & Military Patches
Discover over 1,000 tactical and military patches at Tactical Gear Junkie. From embroidered and iron-on to custom and PVC designs, personalize your uniform, gear, or collection with endless styles, colors, and themes.
Discover over 1,000 tactical and military patches at Tactical Gear Junkie. From embroidered and iron-on to custom and PVC designs, personalize your uniform, gear, or collection with endless styles, colors, and themes.
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As Seen on Socials - Jugs Are For Weiner Hugs! - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Spice
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August 2025 POTM - Suns Out, Guns Out - 4" Subroidery Patch
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As Seen on Socials - The Gun Shoots Fine, Maybe You Should Use a Shotgun - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Give Violence A Chance - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Well, It's Not Going To Just Suck Itself ... Lord Knows I've Tried - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Kink Shame Me See If I Care - No Really Do It Please - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Eating Pussy Cures Depression - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - Depressed & Horny - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Navy/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Here Comes The Booty Goblin - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - It's Felony Sized - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I Put The Petty In Petty Misdemeanor - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Blue
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As Seen on Socials - While You Were Having Premarital Intercourse I Was Mastering The Way Of The Gun - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Let Me She/Them Tiddies - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You Had Me At "We'll Make It Look Like An Accident" - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I Say Mean Hurtful Accurate Things - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not The Bigger Person, I'll Heal In Hell - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - You Came Into My Heart When I Came Into Your Mouth - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I Would Go Fuck Myself But I Have Standards - Red w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Not Autistic... Just An Asshole - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - You Want It In The Crack And Up The Back Or In Your Snatch And Down The Hatch? - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - I'll Bite Your Cock Off And Call It Self-Defense - 1x5 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Fuck You and Your Non Offensive Patch - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Navy
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Yukon Cornelius Fucks Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/OD
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Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch
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V.2.0 - Don't Tread On Me - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
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As Seen on Socials - I'd Rather Be Snorting Cocaine Off A Hooker's Ass - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - They Call Me Step Sergeant - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Sorry About Your Mothers Passing - She Wasn't As Flexible Last Night - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Kitties & Titties - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Reflective
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Boy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl- 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Such A Stupid Fucking Good Girl & Boy Set - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - My Pronouns Are Try/Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up To No Good - 2x4 Patch - Gray w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Dragons Horde Gold Because Your Mother Whored Everything Else - 2x4 Red w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Remember To Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Tan
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