Popular Tactical & Military Patches
Discover over 1,000 tactical and military patches at Tactical Gear Junkie. From embroidered and iron-on to custom and PVC designs, personalize your uniform, gear, or collection with endless styles, colors, and themes.
Discover over 1,000 tactical and military patches at Tactical Gear Junkie. From embroidered and iron-on to custom and PVC designs, personalize your uniform, gear, or collection with endless styles, colors, and themes.
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As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - What Doesn't Kill You Disappoints Me - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - I Feel Violated - Do It Again - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I Know A Cunt When I See One - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Real G's Move In Silence Like Lasagna - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Working Hard - Hardly Working - Work While Hard - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Getting Kink Shamed Makes Me Hard - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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As Seen on Socials - You Look About As Straight As A Thursday Night In Afghanistan - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I Picked a Bad Week To Quit Sniffing Glue - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Raw, Next Question - Long Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Tits & Whiskey - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - If You Can't Be Safe, Be Deadly - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - I Will Shit In Your Litter Box - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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USA Waving Flag 4-Inch PVC Patch - Vibrant Patriotism for Those who still love THE USA - Subdued
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As Seen on Socials - Regulate This Dick - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Never Lick The Stripper Pole - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Gold
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As Seen on Socials - Drink Your School - Stay In Drugs - Don't Do Milk - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - It's Not Waterboarding If It's Soup - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - I Bet You Know The Brand Of Window By Taste - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - I Think I Will Cause Problems On Purpose - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Roses Are Red - Tortas Are Yummy - Don't Worry Hunny - I'll Cum On Your Tummy - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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Bullseye Bucky the Squirrel - 3 Inch - PVC Patch
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As Seen on Socials - It's Little But It's Cute - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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April 2025 POTM - Tax This Dick - 3.5" Fully Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Love's Soccer Moms with Big Titties! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Mustache You Really Have Two Moms - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Sir In My Defense There Was No One There To Tell Me Not To Do Something Stupid - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Undiagnosed But Something Ain't Right - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Who Ate All The Pussy - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/White
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As Seen on Socials - If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Done By Now - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Beat Yo Ass & Hide The Bible If God Watchin' - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - #1 Pookie Bear - Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - The Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Orange
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May 2025 POTM - Dropping Bombs - Bang'n Moms - 4" Subroidery Patch
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Easy or Cheap But I Can Be Tricked - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Pink
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Here To Stack Bodies and Eat Crayons - Multicam Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Fuck Is My Favorite Word - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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