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ASOS - I Know Where Your Eyes Are. I Just Prefer Looking At Your Tits. - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Navy
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ASOS - Why Are You, A Man Thinking About Boobs? You Should Be Thinking About War - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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ASOS - Like My Daddy Use To Say What The Fuck Is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Can Heart Palpitations from Bad Coke Be Considered Cardio? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/BLK
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ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS - My Man Is a Feminist and Loves to Prove It By Earning Less Than Me - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Yellow
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ASOS - Have You Considered Fucking It Up Less? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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ASOS - Shenanigans Will Continue Until Management Improves - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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ASOS - A Nation That Refuses To Remove Its Traitors Is a Nation Run By Traitors - 2x3 - Black w/White
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ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan
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ASOS - NI HAO FINE SHYT - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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ASOS - Bored and Horny - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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ASOS - My Mistake Was Thinking We Are All Adults - 2x3 - Black w/White
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ASOS - I Pray To God To Give Me Patience... I'd Beat Somebody To Death - Black w/Red
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ASOS - PTSD Does Not Mean "Pet The Service Dog" - Red w/Yellow
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ASOS - Don't Bite The Hand That Fingers You - 2x3 - Black w/Orange
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ASOS - Cop A Feel OR Feel A Cop - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - You Must Be Smoking Deep Fried Dick - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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ASOS - Alcoholic Ambulance Driver - 2x4 Patch - Red w/Navy
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ASOS - There Isn't An "I" In Neither "Team" Nor "Fuck You" - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS - I Asked Myself If I Was Crazy, We Both Said No - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/White
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ASOS - Therapy Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/Silver
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Look Mom - No Hands - 4" Embroidered Patch
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February 2026 POTM - Till Death Do Us Part - 4" Embroidered Patch
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January 2026 POTM - All Fight No Flight - 4" Embroidered Patch
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October 2025 POTM - Reap What You Sow - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
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August 2025 POTM - Suns Out, Guns Out - 4" Subroidery Patch
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May 2025 POTM - Dropping Bombs - Bang'n Moms - 4" Subroidery Patch
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April 2025 POTM - Tax This Dick - 3.5" Fully Embroidered Patch
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Mr. Freeze - January 2025 POTM - 4" Fully Embroidered Patch
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You Eat Banana's For The Shape and Not The Taste! - 3.5 inch PVC Patch
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I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs Trump 2024 - 2x3 Sublimation Patch - V. 2
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I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs Trump 2024 - 2x3 Sublimation Patch - V. 1
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Mini Morale - Meal Team 6 - 'Fat Father' Edition
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April 2019 Patch of the Month - Got No Cure For Being A Cunt
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