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Killdozer - Flock Around & Find Out - 4" Round Patch
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Get The Flock Out - 4" Embroidered Patch
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Flock Around & Find Out - 4" Round Patch
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Ctrl + Alt + Extinction - 4" Round Patch
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ASOS - Will Fuck Ugly Women For Diesel - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blue
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ASOS - You're Straight The Same Way A Tomato Is A Fruit - 2x3 Patch - Red w/White
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ASOS - I Come To The Ren Fair For The Titts! - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/ Spice
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Get The Flock Out - 4" Round Patch
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Tactical Mummy - 3.5" Embroidered/Sublimated Patch
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Shit's Fucked Please Stand By - 3.75" PVC Patch
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ASOS - Fueled By Goth Girl Spit - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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ASOS - Do One Thing Everyday That Scares Your Family - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Black
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ASOS -I May Not Shoot Well...But I Can Fight...So There's That - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS - I Will Succeed Because I Am Insane - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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The Pumpkinator - 3.75" Embroidered Patch
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Camp IDFC Bear - IDFC BEARS - 4" Fuzzy Embroidered Patch - Orange
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ASOS - A Retard In Motion Is Always Better Than A Genius At Rest - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - My Alone Time Is For Everyone's Safety - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - The More You Sweat In Training, The Less You Bleed In Combat - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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The Gourdfather - Fuzzy Pumpkin - 4" Embroidered Patch
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Succubus - Goth Vampire - 3.5" PVC Patch
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Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 8
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Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 7
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Mini Morale - Halloween Patch Pack 5
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ASOS - No No Don't Touch Me There, This Is My No No Square - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red & Black
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ASOS - Fire Attack Response Team - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Red & Yellow
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ASOS - I Know You Fucked My Sister Because I Know What Your Cum Tastes Like - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - My Bush Is Thicker Than Your Beard, Lower Your Voice When Speaking To Me - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Navy
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ASOS - Shinaned Once And I'll Shenanigan - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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ASOS - Hung Like A Horse Fly - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/ Spice
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ASOS - Shoot Fast And Eat Ass - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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ASOS - Everybody Wants To Be A Gangster Until Its Time To Do Some Gangster Shit - 2x4 Patch - Desert Tan w/Olive Drab
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Never Forget - 9/11 - September 11th 25th Anniversary Patch
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ASOS - Who Are You Calling A Cootie Queen You Lint Licker - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White & Red
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ASOS - I'm So Sexy Even Life Gets Hard - 2x3 Patch - Black w/red
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September 2026 POTM - Bigfoot - Stay Hidden - 3.75" - PVC Patch
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ASOS - I'm Like M&M's I'll Cum In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand - 2x4 - Desert Tan w/Full Color
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ASOS -I Like My Women Like I Like My Fajitas Smoking Hot And You Can Hear Them Coming- 2x4 Patch - Desert tan w/black
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