Hook & Fastener Patches

January 2022 Patch of the Month - Cheers to Another Shitty Year
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Death's Up - Printed Vinyl
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Master Of Puppets - Printed Vinyl Patch - VIP Members only
Sale price$19.99

ASOS - Clusterfuck Coordinator - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - 100% Certified R3T@RD - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Who's Awesome? Not You! You're a Cunt. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Less Nagging More Gagging - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Lemme Get a Four Loco, A Boner Pill, And Six Bucks on Pump 3 - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - If Morale Last More Than 4 Hours - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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September 2026 POTM - Bigfoot - Stay Hidden - 3.75" - PVC Patch
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ASOS -Emotional Support Hellspawn Do Not Pet - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Purple
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ASOS - The Only Insider Threat Here Is Leadership - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Tan
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As Seen on Socials - Small Dick BIG DREAMS - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Yellow/Red
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As Seen on Socials - I Licked It - Its Mine - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
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Reflective USA / Philippines Flag - 2x3.5 Patch
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ASOS - Hang In There It Gets Much Worse - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Special Fuckface - Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You're Hotter Than A Crack House Spoon On PayDay - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Dead Don't Know They're Dead - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Overworked and Underfucked - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Fuk Dem Kids - 1x3.75 Patch - Navy Laser Cut w/Orange Reflective Honeycomb
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January 2023 Patch of the Month - 'Lost Wages' Vegas
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As Seen on Socials - Googled My Symptoms... Turns Out I'm Just a Bitch - 2x3 Patch - Navy w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - only trust people who like big butts.... they CANNOT lie. - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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Vampirya - Vampire Lips - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Putting The 'Tism In PatriAUTISM Since 1775! Rah! -3x5 Patch - Black w/Reflective
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Harvester Of Sorrow - Printed Vinyl Patch - VIP MEMBERS ONLY
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As Seen on Socials - Kitties & Titties - 2x4 Patch - Navy w/Reflective
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As Seen on Socials - I'm No Gynecologist But I'll Take A Look - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - If Found Dead Delete My Browser History - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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