Best Selling Products
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Trying to Be Less of An Asshole... Baby Steps, Fuck You. - 2x4 Patch - Red w/White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials -Emotional Support Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Whoever is in Charge of Making Sure I Don't Do Stupid Shit, Is Fucking Fired! - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Did You Take Your Stupid Pills With Dumb Juice Today? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

ASOS - I Asked Myself If I Was Crazy, We Both Said No - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99

Don't Bark If You Can't Bite - 3.5" PVC/Sublimated Patch
Sale price$9.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Delicate Like A Hand Grenade - 2x4 Patch - Red w/white
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99

Sticker - 'Big Al' - Chubby But Dangerous - OCP 3.5" Sticker
Sale price$4.15

EMT Star Of Life Laser Cut Reflective -3 inch CORDURA® Patch
Sale price$16.79
Save 33%


As Seen on Socials - I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs - 2x3 Patch
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99

Hey Baby - Hot Dog - 4" Patch
Sale price$9.44
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Pedophiles Aren't People - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - We Live In A Time When Intelligent People Are Silenced So Stupid People Aren't Offended - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - "Hard to Kill Easy to Fuck" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99

Mystery Patch Lots
Sale priceFrom $30.71
Save 25%


August 2025 POTM - Suns Out, Guns Out - 4" Subroidery Patch
Sale price$8.24
Regular price$10.99
Save 19%


Blacklight Sasquatch Velvet Patch - Amp Up Your Wardrobe with an Trippy, Eye-Catching Fluorescent Thread Magic - 4"
Sale price$10.49
Regular price$12.99


2 Piece Custom Name Tape Set w/ Hook Fastener Backing - ABU
Sale price$6.04
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 47%

As Seen on Socials - I Cause Safety Briefs - 2x6 Patch - Black w/Royal Blue
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$18.99
Save 33%

ASOS - Like A Good Neighbor Stay The FUCK Over There - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - My Dog Said You're A Hoe - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

ASOS - It's Not A War Crime The First Time - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Warning May Contain Autism - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 10%

I'm Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs Trump 2024 - 2x3 Sublimation Patch - V. 1
Sale price$9.00
Regular price$9.99


Reflective Ohio State Flag - 2x3.5 Patch
Sale price$9.44
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Like My Momma Use to Say What The Fuck is Wrong With You? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99


Duck You PVC Keychain
Sale price$7.34
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Don't Make Me Finger Fuck My Trigger - 1x3.75 Patch - Black w/Gold
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99

Shut Up Liver You're OK - 3.5x3.5 inch Sticker
Sale price$4.15
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - You're As Pleasant As An Itchy Butthole - Black w/Orange
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 33%

As Seen on Socials - Violence Is My Love Language - Black w/Red & White
Sale price$9.99
Regular price$14.99
Save 16%


USA Waving Flag 4-Inch PVC Patch - Vibrant Patriotism for Those who still love THE USA - Subdued
Sale price$8.39
Regular price$9.99

































