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Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
Browse our large collection of patches, funny stickers, tactical gear, army name tapes, apparel, and more. Custom options available, all made in the USA.
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As Seen on Socials - Smart Enough To Know Better, Dumb Enough To Do It Anyway - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - Warning May Contain Autism - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Desert Tan
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As Seen on Socials - "Hard to Kill Easy to Fuck" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/black
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As Seen on Socials - "HAWK TUAH" - Spit On That Thang - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - "Hey Question, Are You Fucking Kidding Me?" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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As Seen on Socials - "I Am Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs" - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - "One Stop Shop" - If I Can't Eat It Ride It Fuck It Or Fight It I Don't Want It - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/white
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As Seen on Socials - "Only You Can Prevent Fucktardation" - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - "Undiagnosed But I'm Pretty Sure" - 2x3 Patch - Multiple Variants
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As Seen on Socials - "You Don't Know Me, You've Just Seen My Penis" - 2x4 Patch - Coyote w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - #1 Pookie Bear - Tab - OCP w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - (.Y.) - From Big To Small, I Love Them All - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Blue
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As Seen on Socials - *** CAUTION *** 2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - *WARNING* Running on Caffeine, Nicotine and Chilhood Trauma - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - 15% Stud 85% Muffin - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - 50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Off - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - 51% Sonofabitch & 49% Muthafucker (SET) - 1x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - 80,000 Battered Women & I Still Eat Mine Raw!!! - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - A Good Kick to the Balls will Solve Your Gender Confusion - 2x4 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - A Happy Wet Beaver Gets More Wood - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - All You Need Is 3 Muthafuckas - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Always Glad to Help, OR Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Are You In Awe Of My Tism - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Arrive. Fuck Shit Up. Leave. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - At Least Life Wants To Fuck Me - Red w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Autistic and Ready to Fuck - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww - It's traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Marpat Woodland w/Navy
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Offended - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Spice
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As Seen on Socials - Awwwwwwwww It's Traumatized - 2x4 Patch - Desert Marpat w/Navy
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As Seen on Socials - Bad Decisions Make Good Stories - 2x3 Patch - Black w/White
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As Seen on Socials - Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Yay!! Boobies - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Beat Yo Ass & Hide The Bible If God Watchin' - 2x3 Patch - Multicam Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Before You Gossip About Me ... Bigger Fish To Fry - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Big Booty Latinas - 1x3.75 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Blow Me Like You Owe Me - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Purple
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As Seen on Socials - Blowing Backs Out Since 1775 - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Glock - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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As Seen on Socials - Buy Shotgun - Call It Kindness- Kill With Kindness - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Neon Green
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As Seen on Socials - Caffeine, Sarcasm, Suppressed Trauma - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Can I Take Your Tits For a Test Drive? - 2x3 Patch - Marpat Desert w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Can't Catch Me - I'm The F***in' Gingerbread Man - 2x3 Patch - Red w/Lime Green
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As Seen on Socials - Can't Fix Pendejo - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Certified Fatass - Tab - OCP w/Black
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