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As Seen on Socials - Arrive. Fuck Shit Up. Leave. - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Body Piercings By Sig Sauer - 2x3 Patch - Desert Tan w/Coyote
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Tuxedo of Violence - Penguin - 3.5" PVC Patch - OD Gear
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ASOS - Therapy Rifle Do Not Pet - 2x3 -Multicam Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I May Be A Handful But My PP Sure Isn't - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Blk
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February 2023 Patch of the Month - Realistic Heart Patch
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ASOS - Have You Considered Fucking It Up Less? - 2x4 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - You come to my House? Suck my Dick? Call me Gay? - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/White
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Zombee - 3.5" Embroidered Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Don't Bully Me... I'll Cum - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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Reflective Edward Teach Blackbeard Pirate Flag - 2x3.5 Patch
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Mini Morale - U.S. Army Patch Pack 1
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As Seen on Socials - Certified Good Girl - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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As Seen on Socials - Fully Autismatic- 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - *** CAUTION *** 2 Chubby 2 Run! Will Fight Back - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Red
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August 2022 Patch of the Month - 3D Boobs
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As Seen on Socials - "I Am Still Alive You Fucking Amateurs" - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Red
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July 2021 Patch of the Month - Lady Liberty - Led Light Up
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As Seen on Socials - I Wake Up Early So I Have More Time To Be An ASSHOLE - 2x4 Patch - Multicam w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Hate Keeps Me Warm - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - You're The Reason Nobody Likes You - 2x3 Patch - Gray w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials -Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum - 2x3 Patch
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Not Rude - I Just Have Balls - 2x3 Patch - Olive Drab w/Yellow
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As Seen on Socials - Overtime Whore - 2x3 Patch - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - I'm Very Vulnerable RN If Any Bad Bitches Wanna Take Advantage of Me - Black w/Silver
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As Seen on Socials - Time To Spartan Kick A Retard - 2x4 Patch - Olive Drab w/Black
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You Eat Banana's For The Shape and Not The Taste! - 3.5 inch PVC Patch
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As Seen on Socials - Just The Right Amount of Gay - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Magenta
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ASOS - God's Favorite R3tard - 2x3 Patch - Multicam w/Black
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As Seen on Socials - Because FUCK YOU That's Why - 2x3 Patch - Coyote w/Orange
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As Seen on Socials - Always Glad to Help, OR Fuck Shit Up - 2x3 Patch
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